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What I find funny as a fangirl is that we do an opening prank every time.
[The opening prank is always funny]
Aren't humans usually dirty?
That's not true!
I got excited.
That's right!
I'm sorry.
I'll reflect on myself.
[The opening prank is always funny]
You casted me.
You can step in at "AKB" but you can't step in at "Nogizaka".
You had to brake from the beginning.
The program was "AKB INGO".
The line-up was "Knock".
The viewers also hit you a lot, didn't they?
At first, I was hit a lot.
Really? Did you get hit?
I was hit a lot.
What are you doing?
What are you doing with your right hand?
And you were the MC.
I can see what you can't say.
You had a line-up called "AKB INGO".
Matsui and Julia made this line-up when they were elementary school students.
They made it once a week and stopped it.
You can't say that!
You can't say that you were in "AKB INGO" when you were elementary school students!
What made me crazy was...
I can't hide it.
Sontanminibo called a club like that.
Morin-kun, Ijii-san's idol's family business is not good.
It's going well.
I'm sorry.
But listen to me.
She was in middle school.
I didn't look down on her!
Is that so?
We have to think about it properly.
I explained it very well.
Bori-kun, it's not like that.
I'm sorry.
What? It's not like that?
It wasn't like that.
It's not like that.
I'll get scolded a lot.
What I think is interesting as a fanboy
If you do something like that,
and it ends with just that,
it becomes interesting.
I think it will be even more interesting if you do something after that.
I just remembered it now.
Ikoma-chan is a rubber patch type.
She adds rubber.
Ikoma-san pulls it like this.
Something comes off and it comes off.
If Ikoma-san was licking it,
Ikoma-chan would also come off.
Something comes off and I have to do it again.
Ikoma-san would say it's hard.
I don't know which one I was licking.
Ikoma-san would say, 'I'm going to lick it.'
Ikoma-san would say, 'What?'
Ikoma-san would smell it.
Ikoma-san would say, 'This is it.'
Ikoma-san would say, 'What kind of smell is it?'
Ikoma-san would say, 'It smells like my toothpaste.'
Ikoma-san would say, 'What kind of smell is it?'
It's interesting.
You can feel an idol.
It smells like toothpaste.
Ikoma-chan would be scared.
Ikoma-san would say, 'Be patient for five seconds.'
Ikoma-san would pull it and say, 'Five, four, three, two.'
Ikoma-san would hit and Ikoma-san would react.
Ikoma-san would touch it and Ikoma-san would lick it.
Ikoma-san would say, 'Hurry up, Ikoma-chan! Notice it! Notice it! Notice it! Notice it! You dropped it! What is it?!
Ikoma-chan would notice it at the right time.
Ikoma-san would say, 'Hey!!'
That's amazing!
Ikoma-san would get cold.
Ikoma-san would say, 'Hurry up, Ikoma-chan! Notice it! Notice it! Notice it! You dropped it!
Wow, you did a good job! A series of mistakes were covered up.
"And it wasn't scripted." "No, it wasn't!"
"The script only said we'd do it." "That's right."
Ikoma-chan did it, and Ikoma-chan did it well.
"Ikoma-chan was amazing." "He was amazing."
When we were attacked, 'Nogging 2' was really for the members.
"From 'Nogging 2', we became fans of 'Nogging 2', right?" "Yes."
For 'Nogging 2', we had to be in front of the camera.
We had to be nice and say, 'I want you to do it like that!'
"That was overlooked in 'Nogging 2'." "That's right."
So we asked them to do it in a dramatic way.
In 'Nogging 2' Season 1,
everyone was like, 'Nogging 2!'
We did the opening prank every time.
Kujiri-san was naked and was like, 'Nogging 2!'
When we said, 'Nogging 2!', everyone cried.
I thought it was funny.
Since Season 2,
"your reactions haven't been good." "Yes."
"Have you gotten used to it?" "Yes."
I've gotten used to it.
"From the beginning of 'Nogging 2'..." "From the beginning?"
"I've gotten used to it." "You did too many opening pranks."
You did too many opening pranks.
I've gotten used to it.
It's weird for you to get used to it.
It's weird.
When Fukagawa Mai-chan graduated,
she played the role of 'Tagashi'.
She came to shake my hand,
and said, 'Mai-mai!'
Everyone was crying,
and when I said, 'Nogging 2!',
my body came out for the last time.
Normally,
everyone would be like, 'No!'
But I could hear you clearly,
so I said, 'Ijiri-san, you have beautiful legs.'
Don't say it like that!
I want you to say, 'No!'
You have beautiful legs!
Don't say it like that!
You have done a lot of opening pranks.
I did.
"I wore members' clothes without asking." "I wore Matsumura's and Manas' clothes."
"And I ate Gross." "Hashimoto-san ate it, too."
"I was given cannabis." "That's right."
But it's not easy.
It's not easy, but I'm getting used to it in the second half.
We were getting crazy, too.
When Season 8 was reset and the third season started,
if we did the same thing again,
"we'd be in big trouble." "That's right."
I didn't know what to do.
But I didn't want to chase the members who left the room.
So I chased them all the way to the hallway.
I really didn't like it.
That's right.
It would have been nice if we could end it there,
but we were either getting caught up in something
or wearing private clothes.
That's right!
We were wearing Momoko-chan's rider suit.
"And we went outside again." "That's right."
We went outside and wore Momoko-chan's private clothes,
and Ichiri-san came back.
And Momoko-chan was
in a terrible state.
She was a little crazy.
That's right!
Because...
When we were sleeping,
Momoko-chan was crying and running away from the room,
and I think Momomi-san was watching the video.
Even though only Momoko-chan's private clothes were available,
she told me to wear it.
That's right!
No, no, it's that girl's!
It's not hers! It's hers!
It's hers! It's hers!
She came in and started crying again.
My heart hurt so much.
I think Ichiri-san was watching the video, too.
She was wearing Momoko-chan's private clothes.
If you think about it,
from Kagoshima to Tokyo,
she's a high school student.
She hasn't been out of school for three months.
She came to Tokyo's TV station,
and all of a sudden, she was naked.
And she was wearing
her favorite clothes,
which she had been wearing earlier.
I'm sorry, Moe-san.
I was too excited.
I didn't do it on my own.
I want you to do it.
Moe-san, Moe-san!
I'm sorry.
I'm sorry, Moe-san.
I think people who make TV are worried.
"Isn't it not enough?" "No, no, no."
Let's add more. Let's add more.
Isn't it too much?
Isn't it too much for a third generation?
But people grow up, don't they?
In "Jingu" or something like that,
they were proud and had a romantic relationship.
I think it's because of that drift prank.
No, no!
I don't think it's wrong.
But in the beginning of "Living One Day,"
Matsumura Sayuri and others were in trouble.
They were in high demand.
I don't think Matsumura will be in the next episode.
Not at all.
That's right.
Matsumura won't come back.
Yes.
So I said, "Well, it can't be helped."
And I started without Matsumura coming back.
That's right.
The reason for that is...
The staff I met for the first time did something like this...
and they became human beings.
It was a shock.
When I heard about it, I thought, "Oh, they became human beings."
Could it be that they became human beings for the first time?
"What kind of iron fist is that?" I thought.
Aren't humans usually dirty?
Hey! Stop it!
Aren't humans usually dirty?
This is the first touch.
It's a touch.
It's a bit dirty.
Humans are...
Dirty?
This girl is amazing.
Now that I think about it, I don't think she cries that much.
I think she grows up firmly.
Maybe it's true.
Maybe it's a joke.
Everyone grew up like that.
Thank you very much for having us as special guests!
Thank you!